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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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sentences in AA that would have explained, changed, or solved everything: 

• “I’m going to Europe.” 

• “Apollo, I’m your mom.” 

• “Hey Apollo, a lady named Cykes was killed at my office today and a guy named Blackquill was arrested for it.” 

• “My mom used to work at Cosmos and that’s why they know who I am.” 

• “I do know Simon, I do know what he and the Chief are up to, but it’s personal and I’d rather not talk about it.” 

• “Trucy, I’m your mom.” 

• “Head’s up, Apollo: your mentor killed someone.” 

• “I’m going to have you present some fake evidence so that he’ll react and we can trap him, so be prepared for that.” 

• “The Queen has me in a position where I’m unable to contact or help you so please bear with me.” 

• “Hi, ‘Can’t Believe I’m Back With The Dragons,’ I’m dead!” 

• “I’m not Dahlia Hawthorne but we have met and it’s because she threatened me into helping her kill you.” 

• “MY NAME IS DIEGO ARMANDO and I FUCKED YOUR MENTOR.”