Don Paolo: Aw, cheer up! It could be worse! Yeah, you could be bald and have a big nose.

Claire: You know, if I were to die right now in some sort of fiery explosion due to the carelessness of a friend, well, that would just be okay.

Layton: The inner machinations  of my mind are an enigma.

Luke: Gee, Patrick, I didn’t know you could speak bird. No, that’s Italian Spongebob.

Emmy: Goodbye everyone, I’ll remember you all in therapy!

Randall: You used me…FOR LAND DEVELOPMENT!

Clive:  Fuuuu-tuuurre!

 Descole: 1% evil, 99% hot gas

Henry: What do you usually do when I’m gone? Wait for you to come back.