Henry, raising his voice slightly so he can speak to Randall down at the other side of the grocery store aisle: Do you want any chips?
Randall, at full volume: I'M ALWAYS A SLUT FOR DORITOS
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Neither. I heavily regret writing that stupid list when I was younger because everyone seems to think it’s canon now. I had no real thought in mind, I was just like “hm let’s assign everyone an age that seems right”. By no means is it correct. I do not headcanon it and I do not agree with it.
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i just walked past the apartment beneath mine and through an open window i could hear my downstairs neighbor crying faintly while the song jolene played in the background and im just like… bitch are you okay…?
I actually ended up going back downstairs to check on her and brought some leftover cookies I baked this afternoon. she’s very sweet and going through a Breakup Mood™️ after being cheated on. she’s coming over to my gf and I’s annual bad movie night on Friday and she even let me pet her cat named Clarence
my gf thinks it’s funny but very fitting that our downstairs neighbor was able to summon a concerned lesbian just by playing jolene while crying about being done dirty by a man
