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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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Squaridot: Could someone please explain to me what’s going on here?

Peridot: [taking her aside] Don’t worry, it’s a Code 5-46.

Squaridot: [gasps] YOU MEAN IT’S A-?

Peridot: Yup.

Squaridot: [gesturing to Steven] AND HE’S A-?

Peridot: Oh yeah.

Squaridot: [kneeling before Steven] Your Majesty!