godric: ok so which house are we giving 'rational decision-making' to
godric: cos, you know, i'm out as soon as you get to 'rational'
slytherin: obviously, it should be my students, as we are better equipped through superior breeding-
godric: gonna stop you there sal. rowena?
rowena, downing her fifteenth mountain dew: can't talk godric gotta finish this book on ancient irrigation systems
godric: oooookay. helga?
helga: sure, i can probably handle that. so long as nobody crosses my students. because then we'll have to cut a bitch.
godric: ...let's just hope whoever's in charge of this school can do better
dumbledore: HEY THERE NERDS WHAT'S SHAKIN'
godric: we're doomed
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