godric: ok so which house are we giving 'rational decision-making' to

godric: cos, you know, i'm out as soon as you get to 'rational'

slytherin: obviously, it should be my students, as we are better equipped through superior breeding-

godric: gonna stop you there sal. rowena?

rowena, downing her fifteenth mountain dew: can't talk godric gotta finish this book on ancient irrigation systems

godric: oooookay. helga?

helga: sure, i can probably handle that. so long as nobody crosses my students. because then we'll have to cut a bitch.

godric: ...let's just hope whoever's in charge of this school can do better

dumbledore: HEY THERE NERDS WHAT'S SHAKIN'

godric: we're doomed