Real talk, Bulbasaur would be the best pet ever if it was real, let me list you some reasons of why:
- Sleep Powder when you can’t sleep
- Sweet Scent when you are tired or anxious
- Vines to reach far things or lift stuff or swing like Spiderman
- Razor Leaf to cut things or gardening
- Solar Beam would be like a WMD threat to your enemies
- Bulbasaur can take care of other animals
- Doesn’t need food as long there’s sun, so you don’t worry about him.
- Nature control
- Rules over other creatures like a real dinosaur
- It never dies of hunger and its speed doubles under the sun, so you got a scary plant dinosaur in day time
- Won’t flood your home and mess stuff or burn it down, it’s calm and smart.
- evolves to a badass beast
- He’s too freaking strong
- up for hugs
- He’s one of most loyal Pokemon ever
- He can dance
baby boy.. baby.,
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