Steven: So, who shattered her?

Steven: I’m not mad, I just want to know.

Eyeball: Rose did, she shattered-

Steven: No. No she didn’t. Yellow Diamond?

Yellow Diamond: Don’t look at me. Look at Blue.

Blue Diamond: What? I didn’t shatter her!

Yellow Diamond: Huh. That’s weird. How did you even know she was shattered?

Blue Diamond: Because her gem was right in front of us, and it was shattered.

Yellow Diamond: Suspicious.

Blue Diamond: No, it’s not.

Hessonite: If it matters… probably not… Lapis was the last one to talk to her.

Lapis: Liar! I wasn’t even in her court.

Hessonite: Oh, really? Then what were you doing on Earth earlier?

Lapis: I use the saltwater to hydrate my skin. Everyone knows that, Hessonite!

Eyeball: Alright, let’s not fight, Rose shattered her, blame her for it, Steven.

Steven: No. Who shattered her?

Zircon: Steven, White Diamond has been awfully quiet…

White Diamond: Really?!

Zircon: Yeah, really!

[5000 years ago]

Pink Diamond: I shattered myself. The Diamonds wouldn’t listen to me, so I faked it. I predict in 10 minutes they’ll be at each others’ throats with destabilizers.

Pearl: Good. It was getting a little chummy around here.