[shit-lizard]

dnd idea: an 8-ball but it has a d20 in it so you have to shake it and the d20 rises out of the murky liquid to decide your fate

[typhlosionns]

Good news I found the exact opposite object

[tyrannosaurus-rex]

yall. every magic 8 ball already has always had a d20 inside.

[the-bitch-of-izalith]

It doesn’t have the numbers on it though so you can’t use it for dnd

[tyrannosaurus-rex]

thats quitter talk

[ee-3]

ME: I try to jump over the gap
DM: Roll for acrobatics
8 ball: Not likely
DM: you take 97 damage and die

[probablyevilrpgideas]

1. My reply is no
2. Don’t count on it
3. My sources say no
4. Very doubtful
   
5. Outlook not so good
6. Better not tell you now
7. Cannot predict now
8. Ask again later
9. Reply hazy try again
10. Concentrate and ask again
11. Outlook good
12. Most likely
13. Signs point to yes
14. As I see it, yes
15. Yes
16. You may rely on it
17. Without a doubt
18. Yes, definitely
19. It is decidedly so
20. It is certain

There ya’ go, nerds

[fawxblogs]

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