Phoenix Wright: *upon being handed a 46-page brief* "I really hoped it'd be shorter than this..."

Miles Edgeworth: ordered two boxes of red wine to the office, collected them in secret after it officially closed

Athena Cykes: had 40 pairs of hot pink flip-flops delivered with absolutely no warning or explanation

Franziska von Karma: *storming through the reception area* "who the FUCK thought those tables were a good idea?! they look FUCKING awful! (colleague) is NEVER allowed another opinion on interior design!"

Klavier Gavin: replied to a work email with "lol don't worry about it :) x - sent from my iPhone"

Manfred von Karma: asks for something to be faxed to another office and calls reception five minutes later demanding to know why it hasn't arrived yet

Simon Blackquill: sent an admin assistant to climb a single flight of stairs to retrieve a file because he couldn't be bothered to get it himself

Godot: leaves used coffee mugs all over the building like a fucking scavenger hunt for the cleaners

Raymond Shields: "is (specific admin assistant) here? She makes the best tea!" *upon being told she isn't* "oh... okay... I'll... I'll pass, then..."

Sebastian Debeste: listened to an entire conversation regarding the whereabouts of his office before eventually saying he was the guy being discussed