Fanfiction Phoenix: dirtier than pigs who just rolled over in mud, messy disgusting person with absolutely zero manners and dignity
Real Phoenix: cleans the toilet so much it’s an office meme
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Neither. I heavily regret writing that stupid list when I was younger because everyone seems to think it’s canon now. I had no real thought in mind, I was just like “hm let’s assign everyone an age that seems right”. By no means is it correct. I do not headcanon it and I do not agree with it.
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