I found a Pokemon vending machine at a truck stop…

It was somewhere in Shizuoka prefecture.

If you stand around without buying anything for a while, eventually Pikachu comes out.

And starts recommending Pokemon to you, such as this Jigglypuff.

So with only five minutes to go before my bus was leaving I caved….

Hello.
EX-FUCKING-SCUSE YOU I WANT ONE

