[gayendermen]

why you should build a treehouse in minecraft

• they’re cool
• they keep the monsters out
• you can build them on jungle trees out of pretty jungle wood
• they look fucking epic
• good view
• they’re cool

[shiftaria]

This seems like some pro-elf life bullshit

Allow me, your local dwarf advocate, a moment of your time to consider Caves

• Dig'n'done
• Lots of stone
• Cold, damp, and cool lookin
• Torches REALLY pop deep down
• Like the Earth is giving your home a hug
• It’s called Minecraft not Treecraft

Thanks for attending my TED talk (Totally Epic Dwarf)

[loopsofthefruit]

Ok, BUT cliff houses are where it’s at.

• Scenic view
• Also out of reach of mobs
• Can create a waterfall to go to and from
• Can glide from the top to feel like a badass
• Allows for surveying surroundings to find waypoints and check for safety
• Acts as a beacon without using a beacon
• Perfect view of clouds

Just don’t fall.

[addranaintominecraft2k18]

Houses aboveground???

1. Very customizable

2. You can build a castle

3. Arguably more gay than above

[pollyclay]

fuck you, the best houses are underwater

• lighting looks 10x better than aboveground
• flora and fauna better than aboveground
• creepers, zombies, and skeletons cant get to you
• cool ass ways to get into the house
• looks fuckin sick

just dont drown! :)

[claypollo-official]

all of you are fools. floating houses are objectively better

• sunsets last way longer
• only mobs that can get to you are endermen
• can build your own mini-biomes that look like whatever you want
• can be essentially whatever you want

just make sure to not fall off ^^