[slightly-gay-pogohammer]

appstore: yo there are pornbots and literal pedophiles in your site so we’re going to take the app down-
tumblr: IT’S THE PEOPLE WHO DRAW DICKS RIGHT??? THOSE WHO REBLOGGED A GIF ISN’T IT- DEAR LORD THOSE LADIES ARE SHOWING ONE (1) NIBBLE TIME TO DESTROY

[chronically-illustrated]

also tumblr: IT’S THE TRANS PEOPLE RIGHT?! IT’S FAT PEOPLE’S ARMS?! IT’S THE PICTURES OF SAND DUNES MAKING THE SITE UNSAFE I KNOW IT MUST FLAG THEM

pornbots: continue to reblog posts with text responses and have not been flagged

[viostormcaller]

Tumblr: ITS THE GAYS WE KNEW IT ALL ALONG KISSING IS ILLEGAL IT IS OFFICIALLY THE 1800S IF YOU SHOW AN ANKLE YOU MUST BE EXECUTED

Literal nazis, pornbots, homophobes etc: get by without complication

Tumblr: WE HAVE DONE OUR JOB GOOD WORK EVERYONE

[valkyreskye]

Tumblr get your shit together.