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Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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dont-drop-your-ascots:
“You may remember me from the time I put on a mask and feather boa and kidnapped your wife in order to blackmail you into keeping quiet while I destroyed your hometown with a huge mechanical monster. How have you been?
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dont-drop-your-ascots

You may remember me from the time I put on a mask and feather boa and kidnapped your wife in order to blackmail you into keeping quiet while I destroyed your hometown with a huge mechanical monster. How have you been?