12/28/18
If my math is functional, then 17 years ago today, Manfuck von Carcass shot a man in the heart because said man got him a penalty that, as shown by the fact that Phoenix Wright is referred to as undefeated with a perfect record (no matter how many penalties you get prior to the last case of JfA) in spite of being a defense attorney in a system that nitpicks defense attornies much more aggressively than prosecutors. Manhattan von Bitch committed literal, actual murder over the court system’s equivalent of a schoolyard warning slip.
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