mario cast reacts to you being sentenced to life in prison
Originally posted by starlightsonic
mario: “thats-a too bad [y/n]… so long gay bowser!”
Originally posted by suppermariobroth
luigi: “fuck”
Originally posted by heroroller
peach: “thats just terrible [y/n]! i’ll back you a fucking cake”
Originally posted by zelos-wilders
bowser: “the justice system is inherently flawed lets escape to my castle and have SEX!!! yar har har!!!! >:)”
Originally posted by suppermariobroth
yoshi: “why did you do it. WHY did you take the chaos emeralds. ANSWER ME!!!!!!!!!!!!” *kisses you in frustration with a lot of tongue* *baliff drags him out of the courtroom*
toad: “i can and will kill for you [y/n] just say a name and i’ll see it through i dont fuck around prison won’t stop me and it won’t stop you”
Originally posted by jackiekawaii
wario: “You cant go to prison [y/n]!!! I’m…… i’m pregnant. And its yours” *gets an abortion while your n prison* “i got an a-bor-tion”
Originally posted by suckthatwhomper
waluigi: “god all of this court business has got my cock simply throbbing!!! Waluigi time ;)”
Originally posted by uh-huh-alright-daisy
daisy: “BALIFF!! Whack his pee pee!!!!”
this is significantly more funny now that the gif of wario’s ass was redacted by tumblr staff