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old minecraft things

  • red roses and cyan flowers
  • the out of bounds build height platform
  • you could place ladders and torches on the world border
  • chainmail armor was made out of literal fire
  • you only needed to use half the amount of ladders you need today
  • OOF
  • the rail duplication glitch and the booster tracks
  • you could block with swords
  • but if you tried to hit things in creative, you’d destroy everything
  • zombies would drop feathers, carrots, and potatoes
  • the nether reactor core and the anxiety of getting the gold blocks back after it was activated
  • the indev spawn house and brick pyramid
  • sprinting didn’t exist
  • the ‘copy world’ button
  • you couldn’t move tnt without exploding it
  • food didn’t have animations and weren’t stackable
  • the green endermen eyes
  • you had to punch sheep to get wool but they could never grow it back
  • both mossy cobblestone and chiseled stone bricks were rare
  • monster spawners were cobalt blue
  • having to use stonecutters
  • stationary water and lava
  • chests were a full block and had no animation or sounds
  • the extreme saturation and the GODDAMN painterly texture pack
  • leaves couldn’t decay
  • caves could be found with fallen sand or glowstone or tnt on a piston
  • caves were very plain
  • beds didn’t exist
  • neither did the shiftclick
  • testificate
  • villagers had infinite trades, so emeralds weren’t very rare as long as you had a sugarcane farm
  • the entity launchers
  • spam bows and swords
  • wooden slabs weren’t actually wood
  • fences couldn’t be stacked on top of another fence
  • along with that, they counted as a full block so you couldn’t get close to one
  • and because of that, grass would turn to dirt under them and it would look so ugly
  • gunpowder was called sulfur
  • gravel changed its texture so many times
  • the annoying block id list you had to memorize
  • you couldn’t walk over crops or they’d break
  • but at least they could grow 100% only using one bonemeal
  • you could do the same to saplings