[Amethyst and Pearl locked themselves up in an undisclosed room and are looking for help]
Pearl: There’s nobody here!
Amethyst: Who’s “Nobody”?
Pearl: You know, nobody.
Amethyst: I know just about everybody, but I don’t know a “Nobody”.
Pearl: No! There’s nobody here.
Amethyst: But we’re here. Does that make us nobody?
Pearl: No, we’re somebody!
Amethyst: Aha! So somebody is here!
Pearl: Yes!
Amethyst: Then where are they and why don’t they help us?
Pearl: We’re the somebody! You, me.
Amethyst: Well, then help me! Your phone’s dead…
Pearl: No!
Amethyst: Yes it is. Don’t you remember?
Pearl: I can’t help you!
Amethyst: Then what are you doing here?
Pearl: I’m trying to get some help!
Amethyst: Hate to break it to you Pearl, but somebody told me that there’s nobody here.
Pearl: B-but you… and I… OH FORGET IT!
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