Test Tube: Hey, can I ask you a question?

OJ: Sure thing, lay it on me.

Test Tube: I’ve been having this problem, and none of my medical books say anything about it that makes sense.

OJ: Oh?

Test Tube: So sometimes, sparked by… something… I get this weird pounding in my chest and my vision goes white, and… it sounds painful but it’s super amazing.

OJ: What the fuck? What causes it?

Soap: *walking past* Hi guys… Hi, Test Tube. *walks off*

Test Tube: There it goes again!

OJ: Ohh, I see the problem now.

Test Tube: What is it?

OJ: You’re gay.