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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
taffybuns
terrible-tentacle-theatre

Fun fact: the guys at our college’s geology department prop out the doors with their samples. I totally understand why but as someone whose work with samples is necessarily super delicate and sterile it fucks me up so bad

bears-official

lol idk if you watch nautilus live at all but watching them process bio & geo samples side by side evokes exactly this Thing (the descriptions are gold too… “here are the 30 steps we use to preserve bio samples, and as for rocks, well, we let them dry, bag them, & put them in the Rock Box)

terrible-tentacle-theatre

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Good to know there’s enough Biologist Salt™ to go around

thepioden

Paleontologists occupy a weird and highly uncomfortable slice of this Venn Diagram

thepurplegeologist

in my own experience with geology most precautions with samples are to preserve the life and safety of the geologist, most of the rocks are fine. 

laboradorescence

i am continually reminded of one of my colleagues, who wanted to collect a sample of gypsum on a field excursion but was too lazy to take off his backpack and get his rock hammer. so he said “eh, it’s soft enough” just fucking punched the rock until a piece fell off like it was fucking minecraft