Desmond: Are you suggesting that I’m as guilty as the likes of Leon Bronev and Clive Dove? Me, your own uncle?
(10 year old) Alfendi: *Sips his hot chocolate* Oh, no. I know you’d never unleash the Azran Legacy or squash half of London.
Desmond: Thank you -
Alfendi: All you did was kidnap most of my aunts, try to destroy Uncle Luke’s hometown, try to bury Monte d’Or in sand and almost kill Dad on several occasions.
Desmond: But just so we’re clear, I never actually killed anyone -
Alfendi: *Pulling out a police report.* What about Evan Barde?
Desmond: Ehhh, he accidentally fell off a cliff -
Alfendi: Loosha?
Desmond: …Animals don’t count.
Alfendi: Can you confirm there were no casualties in Monte d’Or?
Desmond: Um… Ask Randall?
Alfendi: Yeah, I’ll be visiting him next!
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