Reblog with an inside joke you have with your friends.
“Yes, Captain America has LEGS!”
You’re telling me, a man in a luigi mask
tuck in baby
it all started in new jersey
scrom scrom
Marisa and I went for a walk and saw a disposable camera.
strangerly
“I’m more thirsty than anything”
NOOT NOOT,
*soft whisper* what’s on the menu
*screaming*
L E G S
Tea Saloon and Garden are P!ATD’s best songs
The blood moon has risen
Thots are people too
Captain America is a thigh
Jimmy don’t touch that
John LaUrEnSS!!!!
*twirls fingers around each other*
spiiiiiiiicy yeast!
I’m being facetious *hits the nearest object*
fear.jpg
*incoherent, sassy mumbling*
me screaming “mOOD”
“No shUT THE HECK UP YOUR MOUTH I’M THE BALD ONE”
“HE DIED SIX MONTHS AGO”
“oh-Oh-OHH!”
Get off my farm!
Stephanie…stephanie it didnt work
…on oak island????
🦀🦀🦀🦀
“you’re nearly halfway done guys! so i’m going to fill the screen with pictures of cats for seventeen minutes”
“I wish I had arms”
“Those are fucking nuts, not a pillow you shit”
“That wasnt very prussia of you”
“Hella fuck”
“Thotman” or The Mugman cult.
OREOS ARE NOT FUCKING YIN AND YANG THEY ARE GODDAMN COOKIES
Just Mugnika
Sharkfred
The Vore Bros.
Blue
Oh My GoD yOu HaVe ShOuLdErS
IS THERE A MOUSE IN YOUR POCKET
HUSH NOW GREGORY I AM SEARCHING
Or another favorite of mine:
EAT YOUR NOODELES
NO THEY’RE NOT BLOCK-SHAPED
im having some
firey nerve pain
I’m in a storm cloud
throw the fucking stone you thotticus!!
the Red Glove™
sings suffering!! dada da da da!!
shh okay okay. nobody tell her i told you this but uhh…. charlotte wants to… frick tom riddle
*in a weird voice* I’m sorry, I was looking at the krispy cream.
And
JoANn? JOANN? Where you at JOanN?!
THERE IS WITE-OUT IN MY EYE
*goat noise* gOAT *goat noise*
One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight,,, BLESS YOU
Askalamatruska and Petancanciana are besties.
See ya space binch
Instant oatmeal.
@shin-keyy going bathbedding
#thirsty kitchen
“P-P-Poker face P-Poker face”
SHRUBERY!!!
“I own five consecutive Chili’s Restaurants in the state of Wisconsin”
“Rawchickenslapping”
“He’s not a yeehaw cowboy but he sure acts like one”
“Number 15; Burger King Foot Fetish…”
“If my mother’s dead body was covered in ranch dip I would love it.”
“I’m losing everything I love because of these guitar riffs”
“Gods vape cloud has descended on California”
“Let me be the goth man I’ve always wanted to be”
“Despacito caused the fall of Great Britain”
“I don’t think raspberries are supposed to be spicy”
“Personally? I like getting fisted by boxers.”
“It’s like slutty god of war, but more of a cocaine-powered frenzy.”
Or my personal least favorite
“Piss lollipops”
i. have a few of these.
“i’m going to whip and nae nae so fucking hard the moon gets pissed on”
“arm breaking time”
“tentacles!”
“hey remember that one nose fic” (followed by insane screaming by me)
“GET THE MARMALADE”
“ i LIKE BEnJaMiN “ or “ bONK “
“You guys always watch DIAGRAMS”
“ I’d cross the Danish border in an Uber and break my wrist for you uwu”
“pea boy”
“my name’s not FUCKIN pea boy”
“peepee boy”
“THATS NOT IT EITHER!!!”
OH NO HE HAS AIRPODS IN OH GOD OH FUCK OH NO
“fuck you trashley!”
I 2wjt to die
*In a old russian woman’s voice when friend is sleeping*
Eat you soup. You are sick. Eat yoUR SOUP
*usually a bad Tord or Ash impression*
You mean that yellow bitch named Pikachu?
“wink wonk ’;V”
Am i having a stroke
oH OK I DIDNT READ THE FUCKING TITLE I WAS SO CONFUSED. i shall now give you an insight on my inside jokes.
eddsworld tori, doing a Z snap: NYANG NYANG NYAGGN NGYANG
:()
gO TO BED, SLEEPYHEAD!!!
eddsworld tord, after getting punched in the arm: thannnk youuuuu…
- Mashed potatoes. - I am Satan. - Leather punk boye is gaye.
BITCH. da FUCK
W E S T K O R E A
“*in a monotone voice* You’re my problem Cristine
Oh no
Now she’ll never play basketball with me”
And another one:
Me: *rubs hands together*
Friend: are you a fly?
Me: how did you guess?
holy shit this is so long
*sings* “Cheapo’s department store ba bada ba ba bum”
“Oh wait..”
“Jesus tomato leaf”
wHaT tHe hELl iS cUrLiNg?
@confusion-flop @idsayitsnotrocketsciencebutitis @hungry-red-panda
“I am deem”
“smeeps”
*pterodactyl screeches*
“I learned how to blink backward”
“Underwater streams”
“I am 90 degrees*
“Watch me go to the store and see Juan.”
Me: Beatus yo-
Friend: *Slaps me*
“Kurtis”
“SCHWEE HEE HEE”
“press G to sin”
“spaghetitties”
“oh how suggestive of you~”
“yeetus feetus deletus mcbananafetus”
“Mercedes-Benz”
“It’s a square”
“HEL-”
“-LO”
“WhErE aRe HeR oRgAnS?”
“OwO, what’s this?” Or “Bitch.” “Lasagna!”
“SAVE THE REEF!!”
“GAMER TIME! MATH TIME!”
“TAKE THE BATTERY OUT!”
“HEY! WHAT WOULD HAPPEN IF- NO, STOP, YOU NEED TO STOP, PLEASE. BUT- NO!!!!!”
*Casually beats people into submission with a computer battery*
“THAT IS DEATH, IN A BOTTLE. STOP INHALING CAFFINE!!!”
I won’t metion the long list of “this is what happens when you use your intellect for dumbest, stupidest, worst things that I hope will never exist”.
but let’s not forget:
“THE BIG O”
Legn’t
Mr stark I don’t feel so gud
Hdhdhssfh
“I’M GONNA FUCK THE ROOF, PROFESSAH!”
erectile-disgruntlement
