everyone always quotes the “shadow the hedgehog’s a bitchass motherfucker” scene from real time fandub of sa2 but my personal favorite moments from it have to be:
- “i’m gonna kill all of you! i’m bustin’ out now!” said in sonic’s enthusiastic voice
- “ALRIGHT SINCE TEAM FURAFFINITY FUCKED MY WIFE-”
- “as long as i get my weed i don’t really care” “i don’t have a character motive”
- “i’m here to show what nintend can do….and what ZA WARUDON’T!” “that doesn’t even make any sense”
- “maria.” (explosions)
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“WHY IS SONIC ON THE VILLAIN’S LINE”
- “i’m not sure what this says i can only read basic english”
- “WHY IS THE CAMERA ZOOMING IN”
- “WHAT ARE YOU TWO FUCKING TALKING ABOUT” “fucking your wife again…and peeing in a hot topic. because, you know, what else do ya do on a saturday night?”
- “I NEVER LEARNED HOW TO READ”
- “he’s faster than sonic! he’s faster than sonic! what?”
- “can you guys stop having relationship issues while i’m on the phone with my dentist”
- “sonic i found this light used copy of sims 4″ “what?! that’s the least best sims game!”
- “it’s made of wood and paint” “it’s actually a really low res jpeg”
- “since i’m literally five can you explain to me how you fuck crops?”
- “PUT THE PISS ROCK IN THE NUCLEAR REACTOR”
- “knuckles…..here’s your bitch back…..” “THANKS, JESUS” “one bitch, fresh off the presses”
truely snapcube is the most valid interpretation of sonic
erectile-disgruntlement
