thanks its me cody total drama

ii just wanted to tell you that i cody total drama appreciate you and i having a strictly platonic relationship! 

wow cody that really means a lot to me! i, trent total drama, also appreciate you and our friendship that never has and never will be more than that!

glad to hear it trent!

would you care for some bread?

no thanks man, that’s from your pants! i have my guitar now would you like to hear a song

well, if it isnt my friend trent and my boyfriend cody! i would love to hear a song trent :)

oh look, it’s noah! i’m so glad you want to hear the song i spent a really long time working on it :) here goes!

i have a friend named cody
(he is just my friend)
his boyfriend’s name is noah
we’ll all be pals until the end :)

i hope you all like it :)

that did not sound like despacito AT ALL.

do i look like luis fonzi to you? 

yea you twink

i sing a song about my friendship with cody and all you can think about is how it’s not despacito???

this is why nobody likes you, AL.

GASP

do you honestly think you’re fucking funny, using that fucking name for me? seriously, you’re a fucking ugly little cunt mate, and if i ever see you ever again i’m gonna slit your fucking face wide open yeh? you’re a fucking angry little fucking spastic.