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Should you fight them? Prosecutors Edition

1. miles edgeworth: you could fight him. you could also feasibly win. but should you? most certainly not. hes very quick and has a strong kick; all that stair-climbing will do that to you. besides, if you do win, youll end up feeling horrible because god this man has been through enough hurt. look at what youve done. are you proud? i hope so, asshole

2. franziska von karma: ABSOLUTELY NOT. do you have a death wish? even without her trusty whip and/or riding crop in hand, she will make you cry and give up without even laying a finger on you. shes just that fucking vicious. do not fight her under any circumstances. youll wish you hadnt and will probably end up in the hospital

3. manfred von karma: probably not. hes old, but hes strong enough to overpower both maya and phoenix, even without his stun gun. his endurance probably sucks ass though and if hes unarmed you might be able to take him if you can outlast him. if you can confidently hold your own, please do fight him. hes earned a solid left hook or two

4. godot: yes. fight him. he only managed to hold out against dahlia because he was armed. otherwise, hes literally died before. hes mostly blind. hes sickly as all hell and is probably knocking on deaths door as we speak. he only barely survived being poisoned. you could easily take him out and you should. pummel him into the dirt. please. its for the good of all of us.

5. byrne faraday: you could probably fight him with little to no emotional or physical blowback. but if you fight him you might hurt kays feelings bc she loves her dad and what sort of person would do that to poor kay? dont do that to her. dont be cruel to kay.

6. jacques portsman: you want to fight him. you should want to fight him. hes a lil bitch and hes incredibly infuriating. hes horrid. hes got such a fuckin punchable fashion sense. but should you really? he plays so many sports. hes very strong and very fast. so while there would be no moral issues with fighting him, id recommend avoiding a physical competition.

7. sebastian debeste: WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU

8. blaise debeste: have you seen him? hes fucking ripped. i want to fight him too but you really shouldnt. for your own safety

9. klavier gavin: WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU PT 2

10. simon blackquill: no. first of all, why would you ever want to fight him after everything hes been through, you jerk? but putting that aside he regularly practices iaijutsu. hes heavily implied to know his way around a sword. hes strong enough in his upper body to break his handcuffs. and while he might not be a violent person when hes not prosecuting, he will defend himself. just don’t dude, he’s on par with franziska

11. nahyuta sahdmadhi: this depends on whether you consider his speedy takedown skills from the trailer canon or not. if you dont, you could probably get away with fighting him as long as you can dodge his prayer beads from hell. if you do, unless youre confident you can outrun this bastard, it’s not recommended. plus theres so little reason to fight him. unless you feel personally victimized by turnabout storyteller, in which case go ahead sir