I havent seen very much of Detective Pikachu but Im ready to be the most annoying bastard in Ryme city, pulling around my partner pokémon Grimer in a wagon at all times
some jerk: wow thats gross and dangerous
me: you fool. you utter buffoon. you think I feed my beloved pet industrial waste? you think I let him drink pesticides and herbicides?? You think I give him access to fucking sewage??? He eats exclusively recyclables and biodegradible trash. If we took political action to limit pesticide usage and force huge companies to stop dumping waste in unsafe areas, the Grimer and Muk population could all be much healthier and safer to be around. In this TED talk, I will
YES my partner is a Grimer. YES I carry rubber gloves on my person at all times so I can pet him when he is a good boy. WE EXIST.
OP what is his name
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