“Ahh, Perry the Platypus! You thought you could sneak up on me, but thanks to my new DummyThiccinator, the clap of your buttcheeks has alerted me to your presence! And once it recharges, I shall use it on the entire Tri-State Area! No longer will I be momentarily startled by people walking suddenly behind me at the mall or the supermarket! AH HA HA HA HA HA!”