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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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pizzaforpresident

This won’t make your blog look ugly. How could you not reblog this? REBLOGGING THIS COULD SAVE A LIFE!!!

recycled-soul

This goes for assholes, too, guys. I know a couple who went tubing once, and they had to re-air their tubes, but the guy thought it would be funny to stick the tip of the air compressor up to her bikini trunks, the air ruptured something inside her and she died within thirty minutes.

riskpig

WHAT?

endangeredslug

The thing about this? It’s in every pregnancy book I’ve read.

riskpig

WHAT?????

thegrimmlovely

Why is it in pregnancy books but not sex ed books?

madamehearthwitch

Because the men in charge only care about the health and safety of women in so far as it enables them to have babies.

mayothefirst

https://www.healthline.com/health/air-embolism#outlook

lipsredasroses

Reblogging with a link because I thought this was a legit joke. Never heard it before. Like I knew you could kill a person by inserting air into a vein but still.

biggest-gaudiest-fish

WHAT THE FUCL I hate how I didn’t learn this in sex Ed AT ALL

only-kneel-before-loki

I’m more than shocked! Please guys stay save and say it to your boyfriend or whoever!