edgeworth pretends to be completely social media illiterate but actually runs a wildly popular twitter entirely consisting of pictures of his dog in different situations, with one word, entirely descriptive captions. like pess in a pool float and hat captioned ‘summer.’ or pess in sunglasses captioned ‘cool.’ his most popular tweet is pess in a party hat with the caption ‘birthday.’ there are no pictures of him on there, and nothing to trace it back to him. the account is generally assumed to be an elaborate joke, but this is entirely sincerely what he does when given an anonymous platform. klavier shows him some memes based off the account and his soul exits his body