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Things Luke isn't allowed to tell his parents

That time they almost got run over by a ferris wheel

That time his consciousness almost got replaced by a dead girl’s

That time a guy dressed up as him and destroyed the city

The time Layton put him in a cage to test if it would be engulfed in flames or not

That time they all collectively tripped on hallucinogenic gas and thought they were being stalked by a vampire

That time when Layton opened up a box said to kill people with him in the room

The time he fell out of an airplane

The time Emmy held a knife to his neck

The time they all literally fucking died