Purple: Hey, you're the new guy, right? give us the intel! | Red: Yeah man, tell us shit we don't know! | Soldier: uh... well.... hmmm

Soldier: My sirs, some of your soldiers think you're planning to overthrow the other...

Red: Why would we fight tho? dude, we're boyfriends.

Purple: OUR WEDDING ANNIVERSARY IS AN IMPERIAL HOLIDAY! | Red, nodding: Yeah what do you think cake day is about?