*1-A sitting and chatting in the class*

Kaminari: So what do you think hiding in Area 51?

Sero: Alien tech.

Midoriya: Secret military information about different alien colonies that we have helped develop.

Bakugou: Something I can finally kill.

Kirishima: Aliens.

Most of the class: Yeah, aliens.

Mineta: Baby.

The rest of 1-A: .....

Mineta: .....

The rest of 1-A: .....

Aizawa: Can we please focus on the less-

Kaminari: You're all wrong. It's just where the US government is hooding the reason the world started developing quirks. It's all a façade. There's no way the government of that country isn't behind an infant suddenly starting to glow and a sudden collection of superpowers that we call quirks.

The rest of 1-A: ....

Aizawa: Why? Why is this class like this? I wanted one normal day. One.