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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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Phoenix: I lost my mentor, I got punched in the face, I almost got killed by mobsters, I got tased, I got amnesia, I was betrayed by my client, I fell off a burning bridge, I lost my attorney badge, but I handled it like a champ!

*cuts to Phoenix sobbing in the shower, fully dressed*