OPEN RP

oh sans, i thought youd never ask!! im so… lucky! lucky to have an oppurtunity like this!! *puts on latex gloves*

c-come on kid, quit the yapping. My bones are tingling for your touch

now now, sansy… theres no need to be so pushy!! but.. ah.. are you sure youd want to do this with scum like me..?

sans whimpered with frustration “scum or not I want you to mess me up. Make me your naughty little skeleton.”

then let us begin! *komaeda smirks and begins pulling on sans femur* how do you like that you kinky little bone man??

*Nicki steps in*

What is going on?? Sans?

Sans whipped around shaking “nicki? Why are you here..I..I thoughtbwhat we had was over?”

Sans…. who is this??? *glaring daggers at nikki*

Sans begins to sweat hard blushing “she’s just a friend! Nothing else just a friend!!!”

a..are you lying to me??

*sans turns pale* no! I’d never lie to you babe..I swear!

i dont want to hear it. …. i cant.. cant blame you though. of course youd want to cheat on… scum like me.. im nothing compared to you.

*he burst into tears* d-don’t day something like that! You aren’t scum! I love you komaeda, you mean everything to me please don’t leave.

Heh.

*She avoids eye contact*

I knew you loved him more.

I’m sorry but it’s over, Sans.

*Nicki gets in her lamborghini and va va vooms away*

*he falls to his knees an screams* WHY. EHY DOES EVERYONE LEAVE ME.

Hey Guys Wats Going On Here Some Kind Of Secks Or Some Thing

@staff heads up I’m suing because of the emotional and mental damages this post caused

will we get this type of pure entertainment from a website that isnt tumblr dot com? i dont think so

I FUCKING FOUND IT

This is where all of sans angst comes from

im gonna kill the person responsible for this ending up on my dash

Come and fucking get it. Get your ass over here so I can beat the shit outta it, fucking fight me.

This is the funniest thing I’ve seen all day.

@cephalopod-cacotopia

@your-local-galaxy-entity hey fuck you too pal, you gotta warn me before getting so emotional ;-;

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