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Bad Ideas for Minecraft Updates

  • wasps
  • mushrooms make you hallucinate sometimes but you can’t tell which ones
  • a biome that is just a parking lot
  • villagers can say fuck
  • scurvy
  • all blocks are infested
  • slime armor
  • ability to craft raw mutton block, raw beef block, raw pork block, and raw chicken block
  • climate change
  • in tundra biomes coal is obtainable by hanging a stocking by the fire and being naughty
  • asbestos
  • creepers explode into dozens of smaller creepers
  • some villagers are just a bunch of silverfish in a trenchcoat
  • dark forest 2: biome that is completely covered by a single thick dark oak tree truck
  • Long Cows
  • the wrath of a god that will not forgive you
  • weed