Bad Ideas for Minecraft Updates

wasps
mushrooms make you hallucinate sometimes but you can’t tell which ones
a biome that is just a parking lot
villagers can say fuck
scurvy
all blocks are infested
slime armor
ability to craft raw mutton block, raw beef block, raw pork block, and raw chicken block
climate change
in tundra biomes coal is obtainable by hanging a stocking by the fire and being naughty
asbestos
creepers explode into dozens of smaller creepers
some villagers are just a bunch of silverfish in a trenchcoat
dark forest 2: biome that is completely covered by a single thick dark oak tree truck
Long Cows
the wrath of a god that will not forgive you
weed