Ace Attorney AU where it’s the same but the prosecutor’s gimmicks are switched

[giveamadeuschohisownmovie]

Miles Edgeworth: Well Mr. Wright, you claim that Mia Fey died instantly? Unfortunately for you, I have evidence that goes against your claim. TAKA, DELIVER THE UPDATED AUTOPSY REPORT RIGHT TO THAT MAN’S FACE.

Franziska von Karma: Mr. Phoenix Wright, only a foolish fool like yourself would foolishly dare to defy the holy mother. (claps hands and recites prayer) Because you’re such a foolishly foolish man who decided to take the foolish path of defense, I will cast your foolish self to the depths of hell!

Godot: (electric guitar slides down the prosecutor’s table to Godot, Godot picks it up) Louder than the sounds of war, more electrifying than Zeus’ bolt…that is heavy metal. (smirks, nods head side to side, then does a guitar solo) Before a trial begins, play at least one track on the guitar. That’s one of my rules.

Klavier Gavin: Achtung baby! Vell Mr. Justice, you’ve certainly done an impressive job trying to defend your client. But let’s see how you fare when I use (slams fist against the wall, then dramatically points his finger at Apollo) LOGIC.

Simon Blackquill: (pulls out whip, scaring Apollo and Athena) Hey now defense, what’s with those looks on your faces? It turns out, even though I’m on death row, the prison trusted me enough to use my whip. Now let’s get this trial started (laughs maniacally as he whips the desk)

Nahyuta Sahdmadhi: Apollo Justice, Athena Cykes…you are both disgusting lawyers. There’s a reason why Khura'in rejected your kind years ago. (pulls out cup of coffee and drinks it, then tosses it at Apollo’s head) I call that Nahyuta blend #107. Using only the finest coffee beans from Khura'in, our country’s coffee is worth more than the entire lawyer profession!