Guys lemme tell you bout this thing

To give you perspective , I dont really feel my legs unless I’ve worked out for at least five minutes and it’s been like this for a couple years now so when the first couple seconds popped up I was like “yoo this kinda sounds good? Familiar?” Then THAT shift happened and istg I could feel all of my limbs and they all were screaming at me with the fight or flight response. Freaked me the fuck out man but good song

come listen to my song, it will tear off your fucking legs

“Oh, your song slaps? That’s cute. This one amputates.”

if i had my soul it’d escaped at this

Opposite of the original song, no contagious dancing, only paralyzing fear.

dragged this mp3 file out of a fuckin swamp

i expected to get fucking rickrolled. this is worse.

Look, I don’t know if there’s such a thing as the opposite of an ASMR video, but this EXTREMELY CURSED OBJECT is it, I was curled into a ball wracked by horrified shivers.

stopped it 20 seconds in, my bones felt as if they were rotting from within

Magnificently unwholesome. Like the bubbling of the damned.

i can’t believe they found a recording of grifter’s bone