[the-perfect-sacrifice]

I went to see the sonic movie with my bff and here’s some cursed things from it:

• Sonic’s feet. There’s no shots of his bare feet but it shows the imprint of it and also there’s holes in his socks
• The holes in the socks show he has paw pads
• Sonic flosses. As in the dance. Twice
• Eggman gets down. Like really being a hoe on the dance floor
• Old man draws Sanic
• There’s so much homoeroticism between eggman and his assistant. He tells him to push himself against a wall and then leans in anyway. They’re gay
• The main character is a pig
• I said it’s funny that both the main characters are blue lives
• If the wife’s name was said it must’ve only been once because neither of us can remember it and that’s pretty bad
• Sonic calls her pretzel lady because she does yoga and the cop donut lord
• They can say drugs
• Sonic drinks at a bar and starts a fight which ends in him breaking a man’s neck
• Sonic has an owl mom that has never been shown in any comics or games and dies at the beginning
• Multiple mentions of olive garden
• When you’re there you’re family
• Sonic throws his friends off a roof and doesn’t catch them even though he has bullet time
• Sonic could stop global warming because he’s a renewable energy source that has been shown to be powerful enough to cause a city wide power outage
• Eggman speaks Japanese but only once