ginger-ale-official

‪Why do Sonic cheesecake milkshakes taste like battery acid ‬

melvinandlugnut

They must’ve milked Sonic while he was angry. The flavor of the milk depends on his mood.

cubical-wetsuit

I'm going to rip every hair out of your body one by one

cubical-wetsuit

Including your eyebrows and eyelashes.

melvinandlugnut

Can sonic watch? If he finds it funny enough we can make some really good milkshakes after.