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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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geeneelee

shi-long lang is so goddamn funny. he wears x-shaped sunglasses. he loves all his subordinates so much that he refuses to refer to them as anything other than #1, despite there being 99 of them. his creator was desperate for him to be shirtless. he has big tiddies. he howls a lot when he’s stressed. he likes to quote his great^nth grandfather, who is lao zi but a furry. he HOWLS. a LOT. he argues with teenage girls about whose fursona is more powerful. his hairstyle of choice is a mullet tastefully shaped to have wolf ears.

i love this man.

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