game canon!sonic: yeah i wouldn’t say eggman’s much of a threat, he’s annoying at worst but we have fun
x!sonic: he’s pretty much my dad at this point we just fight cause it’s funny
boom!sonic: yeah he’s more of a work friend than anything
satam!sonic and underground!sonic, whose robotniks basically killed their families in front of them:
film!sonic, walking in ten minutes late with starbucks: hey i hope y’all don’t mind my eggman drove me here he’s just gonna grab some snacks and be on his way
film!robotnik: yo
x!sonic, watched way too much tv on earth: