Pit: Yeah to save the day I had to defeat this guy named Hades-

Sora: Hades? Lord of the dead? A jerk with a dry sense of humor that almost makes you want to forgive him?

Pit: Yeah!

Sora: No way!!! I beat him up too lol

Pit: No way!!!

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Pit: I can kind of fly? But there are hard limits to it and it's not really of my own power

Sora: No way! Me too!!

Pit: No wayyy!

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Sora: Bro I just ran into someone else who looks like an edgy version of you?? What's that about?

Pit: Oh that's Dark Pit. He's kind of sort of made from a part of me? Also kinda like my brother?? Idk it's complicated lol. Anyway, we used to not get along so great because people kept treating him as an extension of me, but in the end he decided to be his own person and we're cool now.

Sora, frantically searching on his phone for a picture of Roxas: You're not gonna believe this