Welcome to the battle subway Mr. Shaq , and congrats on making it this far! I’m subway boss Emmet nice to meet you

*steals your hat*

fun facts:

1. this post is almost 10 years old

2. it’s seen a huge resurgence recently because everyone suddenly cares about the subway boss twins again due to ingo being in PLA

3. 90% of the tags are people saying ‘you took his sideburns too dawg’

4. i still got it baby