more unovans should be characterized as being obnoxiously from new york
[random person from kalos voice] if you even BREATHE in front of a unovan they’ll be like “well in unova da air is made outta poison. and we just suck it up because we are real men unlike those pansy tourists. our bagels are the only real bagels on the planet and our pizza is the only pizza that exists and have you ever heard of the battle subway. i bet you haven’t. in nimbasa we have this thing called a battle subway that takes you places and you can have pokemon battles on it. virbank rattatas are stronger than any other rattatas in the world. if you put a rattata from, say, alola, up against a unova rattata….no chance pal! our unova rattata is kicking his ass, BAM! ya got rattata pudding on da sidewalk. you haven’t had ice cream until you’ve had a castelia cone”
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