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[Image description: a four-panel meme showing an edited scene from Gravity Falls.

Panel one: Security footage of Grunkle Stan, wearing a haz mat suit, clutching his foot in pain and shouting: ‘Unalive his ass!’ The word ‘ass’ is spelt with an at sign and two dollar signs.

Panel two: Stan, still holding his foot, saying: ‘Wait… I’m on Tumblr. I can swear for real!’

Panel three: Stan looking up to the ceiling and yelling ‘Kill the son of a-’

Panel four: Dipper and Mabel looking disturbed. Dipper is turning off the TV, while Mabel has her hands over her ears. They are labelled: ‘People who came here from TikTok’.

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