average day in splatsville

[engisanic]

• you wake up in your apartment. you walk out the door past the amogus graffiti. you’re not sure why drawing some blobby astronaut is the newest fad.
  
• your neighbor is yelling in the street that they love men. their voice is starting to sound hoarse, but they won’t stop. they can’t.
  
• all the digital screens in the plaza have art of deep cut telling you to commit crimes. the blue one really wants you to break windows.
  
• the battle lobby has been locked for as long as you can remember. there will be no training taking place today. you will be level 1 forever.
• nobody is fresh enough to buy things. you’re not sure how the shopkeepers make any money.