‘desiree and engarde are siblings and it just never comes up’ remains the funniest ace attorney headcanon because absolutely nothing in canon contradicts it but it’s so obviously completely unintentional. like it is a complete coincidence that these two implied-french brunette biker shopaholic criminals who look similar and have the same colour scheme not only live in the same city but both know phoenix wright. the concept of desiree casually mentioning that phoenix actually represented her little brother last year and phoenix having a come-to-god realisation is killing me
#also desirees hatred of criminals and liars… wake up america. face the truth (tags by @brushedbug)
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