[Image description: An image of Sonic the Hedgehog on a gradient background. it looks very retro and print-media, kind of like a sticker you’d get out of a vending machine in 1999. It reads in a script font: “Remember kids” and then in a blockier sans-serif font “Don’t talk to the police. They act friendly as an evidence gathering tactic.” In very tiny text at the bottom it reads “loose lips sink ships. weaponized apathy.” /end ID]